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| Yesterday I tortured myself by watching a movie called Ravenous. Robert Carlysle played a cannibal who became suspiciously vampire-like as he consumed the fifth cavalry and then took over a fort so that he might do the same to the entire U.S. Army. It might sound fun, but Carlysle is no Christopher Lee and nary a babe in sight even remotely akin to the lovely Ingrid Pitt. There was no singing or dancing, either, something I've rather come to enjoy in cannibal movies. Why oh why do horror films as bad as this one go into general release? ...And don't give me any hooey about going to see Saving Private Ryan if I want to see REAL HORROR... |
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