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Vera Borisovna used to work as a hat check girl at the Tri-Lateral Commission Gym, part of the underground complex known as "Cheney's Bunker" or just "The Bunker". Recently, she joined the ranks of superheroes. As such, she was hired by Richard Perle, aka "The Black Perle" to shake down legislators to pay for his vision of world democracy. Recently, she has begun working as the anchor for the "Superhero News" on CNN. We are privileged that she has agreed to let the Striporama carry her first person accounts of life in the Bunker.

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January 16 Dear Computer, My first week as anchor of The Superhero News went so well, that The Black Perle offered to sell me a piece of the Martian landscape in anticipation of the coming real estate boom on Mars. I have a GREAT BOSS! January 13 Dear Computer, As part of the daily Superhero News on CNN, we do a segment called "The Maybe News". We go to various locations and say things like "Maybe an airplane operated by Muslim terrorists will crash here" and "Maybe there's a Muslim terrorist cell operating in the basement of this place." We never say "Maybe a white supremacist in Texas has chemicals enough to build weapons of mass destruction capable of killing thousands" because the Truth would defeat the whole purpose of the show. January 12 Dear Computer, The Black Perle came on my television show, The Superhero News, this afternoon in order to promote the book he co-wrote with David Frum, "An end to Evil: How to Win the War on Terror". To condense this book down to its essence, let's just say that if it were a book of recipes, we'd be eating Military Industrial Complex for the rest of our lives. January 11 Dear Computer, A lot of what The Superhero News is all about is reporting on the super duper wealthy and how really super duper they are. Take the governor of California for example....please... January 10 Dear Computer, I did so well as a lobbyist working for The Black Perle, that he decided to let me anchor my very own news program on CNN, The Superhero News, which is sponsored by Trireme Associates. My very first interview was with the Administration official who outed Joseph Wilson's wife to reporter Robert Novak.