August 3, 2004
Dear Computer,
The best single event of the Democratic National Convention was Theresa Heinz' 'shove it' comment. After the initial "mad Theresa" brouhaha, it came out that The reporter she was slamming worked for Richard Mellon Scaife's paper. Of course, Scaife funded the actively and ferociously anti-Clinton Arkansas project. Thus in one pique of righteous anger, Heinz managed to pigeon hole her opponents as part of Hillary Clinton's so called vast right wing conspiracy. The democrats couldn't have scripted a better media event. And then any reporters who failed to mention the Scaife connection by default became part of the same right wing conspiracy.
July 30, 2004
Dear Computer,
Today, I found a wonderful bunch of wind-up toys from the 2004 Democratic National Convenion, meant to give children a sense of what democracy is all about.
Apparently, it's all about John Kerry.
July 28, 2004
Dear Computer,
Some illuminutty have taken to hiring mercenaries to exercise for them. This is because many regulars are either attending the Democratic National Convention, or vacationing.
Occasionally, the surrogate exercise option comes free with the purchase of a year's worth of private training for one's private army. Othertimes, it comes as a coupon for this free service when you send back the UPC symbol from a container of assault weapons.
By and large, however, exercising keeps the contractors busy so they don't seek new business by, say, destabilizing a small African nation.
As the 9/11 commission points out, it's those stateless pockets of chaos which breed terrorists.
Of course, some of the theonomic reconstructionist members of the Tri-Lateral Gym might try to convince you that terrorism is bred in the opinion pages of the New York Times or in the methodology classes of any given teachers' college . But most of these people own Halliburton stock, and not surprisingly, many of the mercenary exercyclers are employees of this company.
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Dear Computer, The best single event of the Democratic National Convention was Theresa Heinz' 'shove it' comment. After the initial "mad Theresa" brouhaha, it came out that The reporter she was slamming worked for Richard Mellon Scaife's paper. Of course, Scaife funded the actively and ferociously anti-Clinton Arkansas project. Thus in one pique of righteous anger, Heinz managed to pigeon hole her opponents as part of Hillary Clinton's so called vast right wing conspiracy. The democrats couldn't have scripted a better media event. And then any reporters who failed to mention the Scaife connection by default became part of the same right wing conspiracy. |
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Dear Computer, Today, I found a wonderful bunch of wind-up toys from the 2004 Democratic National Convenion, meant to give children a sense of what democracy is all about. Apparently, it's all about John Kerry. |
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Dear Computer, Some illuminutty have taken to hiring mercenaries to exercise for them. This is because many regulars are either attending the Democratic National Convention, or vacationing. Occasionally, the surrogate exercise option comes free with the purchase of a year's worth of private training for one's private army. Othertimes, it comes as a coupon for this free service when you send back the UPC symbol from a container of assault weapons. By and large, however, exercising keeps the contractors busy so they don't seek new business by, say, destabilizing a small African nation. As the 9/11 commission points out, it's those stateless pockets of chaos which breed terrorists. Of course, some of the theonomic reconstructionist members of the Tri-Lateral Gym might try to convince you that terrorism is bred in the opinion pages of the New York Times or in the methodology classes of any given teachers' college . But most of these people own Halliburton stock, and not surprisingly, many of the mercenary exercyclers are employees of this company. |
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