Vera Borisovna works as a hat check girl at the Tri-Lateral Commission Gym, part of the underground complex known as "Cheney's Bunker" where the illuminutty ride the exercycles of power. We are privileged that she has agreed to let the Striporama carry her first person accounts of life in the Bunker.
July 4, 2004
Dear Computer,
Incited by the rabble rousing movie Fahrenheit 9/11, a group of illuminutty decided to question Ben Wada BinLaden who had stopped by the gym to try out our new Boflex machine. He is one of four hundred and twenty nephews once removed from Osama Bin Laden, the infamous mastermind of the horrific terrorist act which brought down the World Trade Center in New York City.
However, before the group could pin Ben Wada into one of the more complicated leg lift equipment, George W. Bush bravely put his body between the cowering Saudi and the blood thirsty crowd.
The president's bravery took everyone aback. Surely, to have the president of the United States defend a member of the Binladen family must mean there's a measure of American Patriotism involved. No matter what kind of claptrap Moore may have presented, here is a man of principle.
Steve Jobs threw down his torch.
"Hell," he said. "We'll vote them both out of office come November."
The rest of the crowd grunted in agreement and turned towards the locker room, leaving Bush alone with with the Saudi.
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Dear Computer, Incited by the rabble rousing movie Fahrenheit 9/11, a group of illuminutty decided to question Ben Wada BinLaden who had stopped by the gym to try out our new Boflex machine. He is one of four hundred and twenty nephews once removed from Osama Bin Laden, the infamous mastermind of the horrific terrorist act which brought down the World Trade Center in New York City. However, before the group could pin Ben Wada into one of the more complicated leg lift equipment, George W. Bush bravely put his body between the cowering Saudi and the blood thirsty crowd. The president's bravery took everyone aback. Surely, to have the president of the United States defend a member of the Binladen family must mean there's a measure of American Patriotism involved. No matter what kind of claptrap Moore may have presented, here is a man of principle. Steve Jobs threw down his torch. "Hell," he said. "We'll vote them both out of office come November." The rest of the crowd grunted in agreement and turned towards the locker room, leaving Bush alone with with the Saudi. |
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