Vera Borisovna works as a hat check girl at the Tri-Lateral Commission Gym, part of the underground complex known as "Cheney's Bunker" where the illuminutty ride the exercycles of power. We are privileged that she has agreed to let the Striporama carry her first person accounts of life in the Bunker.
June 22, 2004
Dear Computer,
Every month, the Club for Growth holds its initiation ceremony in the Tri-Lateral Commission gym. Under a great big picture of Ronald Reagan the initiates are paddled by Stephen Moore, its president.
"Say it", demands Moore and he slaps the initiate.
"Fiscal Responsibility". Another slap.
"Good Maggot. Now praise Bush", demands Moore.
"But he's given us the biggest deficit in history," says the initiate.
Well, some guys don't make it through the initiation alive. However, that's never stopped the boundless optimism of group as a whole. They promote fiscal responsibilty by fronting big amounts of money to defeat fellow republicans deemed unworthy. Then they spend even more money on ads promoting Bush as the inheritor of the Reagan legacy.
I tell you, if someone gave me that kind of money, I'd be more than happy to force someone else to be frugal.
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Dear Computer, Every month, the Club for Growth holds its initiation ceremony in the Tri-Lateral Commission gym. Under a great big picture of Ronald Reagan the initiates are paddled by Stephen Moore, its president. "Say it", demands Moore and he slaps the initiate. "Fiscal Responsibility". Another slap. "Good Maggot. Now praise Bush", demands Moore. "But he's given us the biggest deficit in history," says the initiate. Well, some guys don't make it through the initiation alive. However, that's never stopped the boundless optimism of group as a whole. They promote fiscal responsibilty by fronting big amounts of money to defeat fellow republicans deemed unworthy. Then they spend even more money on ads promoting Bush as the inheritor of the Reagan legacy. I tell you, if someone gave me that kind of money, I'd be more than happy to force someone else to be frugal. |
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