Vera Borisovna works as a hat check girl at the Tri-Lateral Commission Gym, part of the underground complex known as "Cheney's Bunker" where the illuminutty ride the exercycles of power. We are privileged that she has agreed to let the Striporama carry her first person accounts of life in the Bunker.
May 18, 2004
Dear Computer,
Here in the Bunker we have a saying that goes "Private Military contractors are invisible". So if anyone brings up, say Blackwater Security or CACI International in conversation, the illuminutty simply ignore the reference. It's as if an entire one hundred trillion dollar industry in arms, war and mayhem doesn't exist, even though most of the illuminutty have investments in said one hundred trillion dollar industry.
My favorite recent illuminutty line is the one that goes something like "The world can now see how American Justice works" when referring to the soldiers involved in the Abu Ghraib scandal. Meanwhile, everyone knows that the private contractor who raped the Iraqi teen will get away scott free, because, duh, he's invisible. And that's real American Justice, illuminutty style.
May 19, 2004
Dear Computer,
It's a good thing that private military contractors are invisible, or perhaps voters might start wondering why a truck driver for, say, Halliburton, makes $120,000 bucks a year when a soldier doing the same job would cost taxpayers a lot less and be a heck of a lot more reliable.
May 20, 2004
Dear Computer,
Quite of a few of the illuminutty are invested in companies doing business in Iraq.
Quite a few of those illuminutty are sitting in the administration.
I know what you're thinking. They are making their own markets. Every bomb that destroys a building potentially makes someone's bottom line look good.
May 21, 2004
Dear Computer,
Even though it seems pretty terrible, all the abuse going on in Iraq right under our noses, the fact of the matter is that S&M is part of normal life here in the Tri-Lateral gym. This might account for the laissez faire attitude of the illuminutty towards the abuse scandal.
"Jeez, we did lots of those naked pyramid things in Skull and Bones. What's the big whoop."
And so forth.
May 22, 2004
Dear Computer,
The illuminutty all have an understanding that if they want, they could buy a small army to start a small war. It makes them smug.
Sometimes, however, this part of their lives accidentally makes it to the Evening News. It's cause for great consternation. On those days, they peddle just a little faster on their exercycles.
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Dear Computer, Here in the Bunker we have a saying that goes "Private Military contractors are invisible". So if anyone brings up, say Blackwater Security or CACI International in conversation, the illuminutty simply ignore the reference. It's as if an entire one hundred trillion dollar industry in arms, war and mayhem doesn't exist, even though most of the illuminutty have investments in said one hundred trillion dollar industry. My favorite recent illuminutty line is the one that goes something like "The world can now see how American Justice works" when referring to the soldiers involved in the Abu Ghraib scandal. Meanwhile, everyone knows that the private contractor who raped the Iraqi teen will get away scott free, because, duh, he's invisible. And that's real American Justice, illuminutty style. |
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Dear Computer, It's a good thing that private military contractors are invisible, or perhaps voters might start wondering why a truck driver for, say, Halliburton, makes $120,000 bucks a year when a soldier doing the same job would cost taxpayers a lot less and be a heck of a lot more reliable. |
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Dear Computer, Quite of a few of the illuminutty are invested in companies doing business in Iraq. Quite a few of those illuminutty are sitting in the administration. I know what you're thinking. They are making their own markets. Every bomb that destroys a building potentially makes someone's bottom line look good. |
Dear Computer, Even though it seems pretty terrible, all the abuse going on in Iraq right under our noses, the fact of the matter is that S&M is part of normal life here in the Tri-Lateral gym. This might account for the laissez faire attitude of the illuminutty towards the abuse scandal. "Jeez, we did lots of those naked pyramid things in Skull and Bones. What's the big whoop." And so forth. Dear Computer, The illuminutty all have an understanding that if they want, they could buy a small army to start a small war. It makes them smug. Sometimes, however, this part of their lives accidentally makes it to the Evening News. It's cause for great consternation. On those days, they peddle just a little faster on their exercycles.
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