April 20, 2004

Paul Wolfowitz needs to let everyone know that there was neither secret planning nor secret funding of the war in Iraq. No, he needs to let everyone know that the war was all the result of a voodoo curse which requires nothing more than an effigy and a pin. When I first mentioned this to him, Wolfowitz was incredulous, then he took the doll and began saying "Take this freedom, take that freedom, I'm going to make you so free, you're going to beg for....Are American people actually gullible enough to believe in voodoo dolls?" "They believed we went to war over Weapons of Mass Destruction," I answered. "They believe anything." Kay 2-20-04

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About me...

Welcome to my blog.

Currently, I am a cute anime character who has recently accepted the position of Director of Perpetual Spin in the Office of Homeland Security., though in point of fact, I answer directly only to the vice President. One of the perks of the office is access to Cheney's Bunker. Every week, I take the monorail to the Tri-Lateral commission gym in the Bunker where I pick up all sorts of interesting tidbits of information and occasionally a trainer or a nutritionist.

My main job is to keep the administration looking good.

I do this in a number of ways. Over the course of this blog, I will show you the fast paced world of perpetual spin and how one little doe-eyed cartoon girl can make a difference.

See you again soon!

Kay Street

April 1, 2004

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