This site currently under construction...(this site ALWAYS under construction...courtesy of The Balrog, Frown and Boot)

Mad Celebration because.... ...we finished building the Bunker! Yes, folks, after thirty years, it's finally finished. The Shadow Government finally has a vast underground complex to call home. To celebrate the The Balrog, Frown and Boot construction of Cheney's Bunker, Dick Cheney himself performed as part of The Tom Hicks Clear Channel sponsored band, Free Market Forces. Joining him on lead vocals was Bill Gates. They performed a medley of .38 Special and ZZ Top songs, then ended the evening with a slam bang rendition of Leonard Skynyrd's Free Bird. Below: The Grand Opening Parade on the corner of Bush 43 and Bush 41 in the Bunker. Above is the Perle Center for Middle East Incursion, located on the same corner as Crazy Khan's Used Weapons of Mass Destruction Superstore.

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